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someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

BITCH SLAY 

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moriarty:

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: dunrath: Neck Deep - A Part Of Me [x]
comedynerdsunited: “You don’t butt in line! You don’t sell drugs! You don’t molest little children! You don’t profit off the misery of others! The rules were set a long time ago! They don’t change!” SUPER is now on Netflix Instant.
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dedorog: justmellarkingabout: gracefullikeagazelle: windmills-of-my-mind: maevemactire: apsilpastille: k-auhale: So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.  As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!” And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence. I was asked out via a John Green book. You hold onto that boy and never let him go. When’s the wedding? JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS MARRY THAT BOY. MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING MARRY HIM

rararachelmarie:

Aw man I laughed out loud. This is great!

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taylorsvift:

i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to
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fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
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afirstclassriot:

In celebration of Yeezus day, here’s a short promotion film that Kanye directed himself, starring Scott Disick and Jonathan Cheban in a recreation of a scene from American Psycho.

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